apolonio


creepy mexican with an abnormally strange habit of whining, has an annoying voice and laugh, is very short and chubby, likes tacos and burritos, and somehow manages to get an extremely s-xy girlfriend named ayla
person 1. look at that mexican guy, he’s so weird and creepy, must be an apolonio.

person 2. he sure does have a s-xy girlfriend though.

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