apolstery crack
what happens to one when riding in a fast car with a friend and you get so scared you squeeze the apolstery from the seat between your b-tt cheeks thus having apolstery crack as the end result.
he was driving so fast that the girl in the back seat clenched her b-tt cheeks together so hard she got apolstery crack.
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