Apostrophectomy
lots of people nowadays don’t know how to use apostrophes, and will put one in just about every word that ends in ‘s’. an apostrophectomy is a procedure for the removal of superfluous apostrophes in order to conform to proper english.
a combination of the words “apostrophe” and the greek “ectomy”, a common medical suffix meaning “to cut out”.
“did that guy go to school? his blog needs a serious apostrophectomy.”
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