app hoarder
a person (or other mystical being) that has many apps on their phone or other devices such as an ipod touch, for one or more of the following reasons:
1) its was a free app, -don’t we just all love freebies!?-
2) a friend suggested it, and you wanted to be a “good friend” so didn’t say no
3) it has some practical use… -whatever “practical” means to you-
4) you have no life, other than your phone, and it must be provide everything that it necessary for human survival, which does not exclude pleasures such as drinks, s-x, and vibrating stimulus
5) you have seen an advertis-m-nt and heard “there’s an app for that” and then downloaded it just to see what it was actually like
insertnamehere: why do you have soooo many apps on your phone!!!!!???
deletnamehere: i don’t know, stop scrolling through all my pages of apps!
insertnamehere: you are ridiculous!! i can’t believe you’re an app h–rder!! :p
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