appalachian “r”
a lesser known letter in the english alphabet, some refer to it as the 27th letter. it is primarily derived from southern mountainous regions in the u.s. it can replace a standard regular “r” but it is usually added to words that are not typically spelled with an “r”, thus causing words containing the appalachian “r” to have a certain mountainous tw-ng when pr-nounced.
jethro: ma i’m cornfused. i’s a been lookin’ fer pa and can’t find him no where’s i ain’t got no idear where he is.
ma: jethro didja check the warsh room? he might be on the torlet.
jethro: i hope i finds him soon, i needs to show him my new measurin’ stick its got these here new fangled centermeters on it.
appalachian “r” is in cornfused; idear; warsh; torlet; centermeters
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