Appalachian Tailgate Buster
the act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and f-cking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. bonus points if you can keep f-cking as the tailgate falls to the ground. commonly done in the poorest regions of appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.
jim bob done gave me an appalachian tailgate buster last night!
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