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• Ben Mackay

  a 21st century degenerate b-st-rd whose death shall stop aids spreading. bob ‘see at guy there?’ aslan ‘aye’ bob ‘hes a ben mackay like being’ aslan ‘aye what a degenerate at guy is’

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  what is a sore/chaffed/raw p-n-s head usually from constant rubbing against wet swim trunks excuse me, i need lotion for my raw helmet asap

• better than a kick in the tits

  not so bad; could be worse. an optimist’s view of things. “did you nail cindy last night, chuck?” “no, but i hit her fat sister. it was better than a kick in the t-ts!” – sol r.

• Betwixmas

  the week in-between christmas and new years day are you doing anything during betwixmas or are you waiting until after the new year?

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