applastic
the extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.
treated with a special shine agent which an itard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
a metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.
comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.
has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
itard: oooo look at that new fad! its cr-p.
normal person: no it’s not, it’s functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
itard: this one is better its the new i-
normal person: but its covered in applastic
steve jobs: when will the new applastic be ready!!
applezombie: sooooooon, sir….. braaaaaiiiiinsss….
steve jobs: excellent! now i will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, itards and dumb-sses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense even more!!
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