apple ass
an -ss that is shaped like an apple.
a complement given to someone with a nice -ss
blank has an apple -ss that drives his girlfriend crazy
the condition of having a dry, sh-t-encrusted -sshole, resulting from being distracted with an iphone or ipad on the toilet for so long, that the sh-t around your -sshole dries before you wipe it.
“i sent so many texts on the sh-tter that i got apple -ss again.”
“i should never go onto facebook when i’m on the can because i always lose track of time and get apple -ss.”
a chick who has a -ss that looks like an apple, very unattrative -ss, -ss is big round and gross
that chick on jur-ssic park has an apple -ss
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