Apple Blindness
the standard obtuse att-tude of owners of anything made by apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.
dude 1 ‘my new iphone is so much better than whatever you have’
dude 2 ‘mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn’t f-ck up all my music collection’
dude 1 ‘you’re just jealous cos you can’t afford it’
dude 2 ‘dude you’re a d-ck, you clearly have apple blindness’
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