apple blossom


the first weekend in may when the entire town of winchester, va goes crazy. vendors come out and set up carnival-style games on the old town mall aka midway. apple blossom is also notorious for being a drinking holdiay. there are parties everywhere and drunk people stagger around the town like n-body’s business. the town sets up fireworks and there are three parades on friday, st-rday, and sunday. schools close normally for a few days for an extended weekend and the apple blossom colors, pink and green, are everywhere. it is supposed to celebrate the blooming of the apple blossoms throughout the land…f-ck that lets just get drunk.
last year at apple blossom i filled my camelback with beer and walked around all day on midway with friends playing ridiculious carnival games.

the best holiday ever. family style mardi gras in the small town of winchester. everyone comes together, even the people you have never seen before come out. schools close, and the town shuts down to focus on the parades and festivities. you get drunk and party it up all day long. pink and green are the only colors you see. there is more carnival food than you have ever seen before and walking through the streets have never been so hard! simply amazing!
have you been to apple blossom?

Read Also:

  • Apple Dunker

    one who dunks apples. your son is quite the apple dunker.

  • futted

    f-cking gutted same princ-p-l as hutted “babes you coming alton towers?” “naa babes i can’t, got no dolla” “im futted for you kid”

  • approxiguess

    compound word meaning to form an opinion on the estimation of something i don’t know, but if i had to approxiguess, i say there must have been 57 br–sts up there.

  • aprajita

    a freaking crazy person ; a cool friend look at her , shes friggin aprajita!

  • bloggress

    a female blogger that bloggress is hot!


Disclaimer: apple blossom definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.