apple blumpster


taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

performing the s-xual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
while taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, i observed two individuals in the container into which i had planned to throw my rubbish. the girl was sucking the guy off, who was both sh-tting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. i then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

i chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as i did not want to disturb them any further.

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