Apple Chancery
the cl-ssiest godd-mn font on microsoft word. it reminds one of the simpler times when people wore dumb sh-t like apr-ns all day and ran around in orchards singing religious songs and making friends with other white supremacists.
“did you see that kkk recruitment pamphlet? what was that font?”
“how can you not know that? it’s apple chancery. you are a dirty motherf-cking wh-r- for asking me that question.”
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