an apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. while someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his p-n-s in her -sshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. while the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having -n-l s-x and that is an apple chimi.
“wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin.”
“sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi.”
“one time when i was detoxing and havent taken a sh-t in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi.”
#blumpkin #dirty sanchez #oral #p–p #cheesecake #first time #rusty trombone #starwberry shortcake #s-x #-n-l
- Negro Wake Up Call
when a black person, usually an entertainer or celebrity of some sort, finally realizes that mainstream (white) media will never see them as anything but black and that as soon as it finds a way to rob them of the recognition that they deserve, it will exploit it to the fullest. a black person who […]
- Great parking
when some f-g named anthony goes to the air show and finds great parking. must be wearing sungl-sses. headed to the air show! found great parking #anthony #pepperoni #parking
a bad mexican wrestler. punchie lost big to el matador v-g-n-; p-ssy p-ssy and v-g-n- combination many women believe p-ssy us to vulgar so they use punchie instead. abby: she has a fat punchie lauren: i know!
a friendship that is maintained through social media or electronic devices. i have many friendship that i am physical contact with and then i have screenships that i maintain through social media or some type of electronic device. a friendship maintained through social media or electronic devices. i have many personal friendships i maintain by […]
when you have damaged one or both trsticles in an accident, especially a fall. i fell off a ladder and across the saw horse yesterday. really gabbard up my left nut.