apple fucker
apple f-cker, used as a noun, is an extremely versatile, derogatory term commonly used by the excessively vulgar looking to expand their current vocabulary. (see: f-cker, motherf-cker, d-ck, -sshole, and b-st-rd.)
apple f-cker typically refers to something or someone generally irritating and or casually inconsiderate to others. if you have ever used text talk in real life, double parked, eaten your co-workers food at work, used the term ‘haters seriously’, or on any or multiple occasions f-cked an apple, it is likely you are a stage 5 apple f-cker.
‘apple-f-cking’ may also be used as an adjective, much like motherf-cking.
–apple f-cker is intended to be droll and should be restrained in circ-mstances of high offense douchebaggery.
person 1: dude, steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on edm.
person 2: god, he’s such an apple f-cker.
apple f-cker: guys, i’m right here. stop saying that it’s not a thing.
person 1: steve, there’s holes in all my apples. you need help.
apple f-cker: i can stop any time i want.
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