Apple iPad
the cr-ppiest product that apple has sh-tted out to date.
it’s like a giant iphone except it doesn’t have a phone or 3g.
it’s supposed to be the “netbook killer” but it doesn’t even mult-task! but it sure as h-ll costs double.
it doesn’t even have a freaking webcam!
and how much does this piece of sh-t cost? $499 for 16gb!
sixteen f-cking gigabytes!
are you sh-tting me?
oh, but you can expect stupid apple fanboys to rush to their nearest apple store to purchase this useless device because after all, it’s from apple! it’s gonna make them look cool and hip!
tell me apple fanboys, how does steve job’s c-ck taste like?
f-ck, you gotta be a complete moron to actually be thinking about buying this pile of garbage.
and don’t even get me started on the godd-mn name.
“ipad”. for f-ck’s sake. it sounds like a brand of tampons.
the apple ipad won’t be worth buying until it can store at least a terabyte of menstrual blood.
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