Apple-ization


the marketing process in which apple computing steals a working piece of hardware or software, and then backward engineers it into a broken overpriced proprietary product that is clean enough for a fanboi to touch..
the macintosh operating system was shat out after the apple-ization of microsoft windows.

every company that sells out to apple will come to regret it post apple-ization.

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