Apple-john
a preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. it was a term invented by shakespeare, not seth macf-ckingfarlane.
“i am withered like an old apple-john.” shakespeare: 1 henry iv. iii. 3.
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it’s a f-cking d-bag.
that silly apple john.
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