apple lips
sweet tasting lips. when a women or man has particulary sugary lips when you kiss them it is known as apple lips. you may usually find that him/her has a sweet tooth and enjoys apples or other fruits that have a lot of nautral sugars.
example:
emily: ‘hey gabe’
gabe: ‘hey emily, wanna kiss’
emily: ‘sure why not?’
-they kiss-
gabe: ‘wow, your lips are so sweet’
emily: ‘yeah i know, search apple lips in the urban dictionary. it’ll give you the definition of my lips’
gabe: ‘ok! your lips are totally apple lips!’
emily: ‘ya know, those aren’t the only apple lips i have…’
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