the most infuriating computer in the world! these machines cause people to go mad. infact i am on one now!! but no, apple still manage to flood the market with rubbish goods such as the ipod!
they have stopped manufacturing them with the useful handle on the top, because they found that when people got really mad about the fact that their mac has just messed up again, people would pick them up (by the handle) and throw them out the d-mn window, which could hurt a valuable member of the public, like a windows user.
dont get me wrong though, i think macs are ok, but the egotistical advertising campaignes, and pompus claims that apple broadcast really get on my nerves.
mum, i got you a new computer
me – cheers mum
mum – yes, its one of those apple mac thingys
me – take it back you silly b-tch, and get me a proper computer
the apple mac is a computer introduced by the apple corp. in 1984. it was apple’s breakthrough home computer as it was fairly inexpensive. despite this, it was overtaken in popularity by the introduction of windows and the pc. today, it is loathed and loved by many. it is mostly used for artistic purposes such as movie and picture editing and it uses this as its main argument in the pc v mac war. personally, i prefer pc. i was put off mac due to the annoying mac fan boys that have had a mouth to -ssh-l- transplant and are spewing cr-p all over me. i do however, have a lot of respect for the mac computer.
person: so what do you think of the windows xp?
mac fan boy: z0mfg mac is ftw cuz it5 so 1337 c0mpar3d to j00 st00pid pc lulz. i c4n mak3 3pic m0vi3s.
person: tell me, why do i hang out with you? i mean apple mac’s are good but seriously.
computing for ladies.
hey, is that like a case for putting make-up in or something?
no my r-t-rded girlfriend bought me a apple mac laptop. she must think i’m a b-tch.
an abbreviation of the name of a type of computer invented by the computer company apple which steve jobs introduced in january 1984. the apple macintosh was the first commercially successful computer with a graphical user interface.
at one point in time the term apple mac was used as an abbreviation for all computers created by apple. now the computers are just referred to as apples, although you can still see the mac link with computers such as the mac pro.
have you seen the new apple mac?
have you got the new mac pro?
randomly: in a random manner; “the houses were randomly scattered “bullets were fired into the crowd at random, were fired arbitrarily”
to be and idiot. especially when you mess something up really badly. “dude, mike sucks at bowling. he keeps getting gutterb-lls.” “what an arbogast.”
- romero's law
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small historic fishing town on the east coast of scotland formally known as aberbrothock. famous for its arbroath smokies (smoked haddock) and the arbroath declaration (declaration of scottish independence) it was composed by bernard de linton, abbot of arbroath abby and chancellor of scotland. this doc-ment was signed in arbroath abby on 6th april 1320 […]