apple maps
apple maps:the poorest cobbled and invalid representation of our planet since the dark ages.
apple, in it’s height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software “developers”.
well now i am lost, time to open google maps… what? where did google go? the f-ck is just “maps”. so now apple maps is the only thing on my phone now. well, gotta find my place.
f-ck, where the h-ll is my house? there’s just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.
(siri voice) left turn
f-ck
( screams)
oh my god
(crash)
beep. beep. beep.
you have reached your destination…
h-ll
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