apple pie bed


another term for short-sheeting, a practical joke where the lower sheet is folded back–effectively halving the bed’s length–and placed under another blanket to disguise what has been done. the victim, often the joker’s roommate, is meant to climb in, find him/herself unable to actually lie down, and look like an idiot.
frank zappa (shouting at his roommate after supposedly falling victim to one): this is an apple pie bed too far, don!

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