Apple pie person


a type of person or a group of people that are your average mini yuppie. (or can be the children of a yuppie.) they live in mansions or big houses, rich or higher cl-ss familes, and deeply into their schooling. ex: being involed with plays, musicals, clubs, etc. they have very high gradepoint averages/g.p.a.s and their 100% normal. their idea of fun is sitting around talking about stupid sh-t like talking about what their familes will buy them. their ultimate rivals are the alternatives. they also like all the lastest things and pretty much hate anything vintage.
apple pie: “omg! i just saw the new justin bieber song on mtv last night! its amazing! and my parents are letting me go shopping in n.y.c.!! yay!

me: “mtv is a sh-t show showing all the stupid cr-p that art-tst write with no meaning at all. justin i suck -ss bieber especially. seriously, listen to metallica, the beatles, misifts, or smashing pumpkins and then come back to talk to me about decent music. and it wouldn’t hurt to shop at a salvation army warehouse.”

apple pie: o_o “who?”

me: -facepalm- “oh my god…d-mn apple pie person….”

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