apple porn


the first photographs of new apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that ‘new mac smell’.
those photos are pure apple p-rn.
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1. p-rn viewed on a apple computer.
2. p-rn that is rather grainy in appearance.
3. p-rn viewed on a video i-pod.
dude, that’s some sweet apple p-rn you got!

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