Apple Qaeda
a term referring to the american multinational corporation apple inc., which currently dominates the electronics world, resulting in a covert form of oppression. that is, because apple currently provides and services all of our cell phones, computers, watches, and other electronic items that we are so heavily dependent on, they can do anything they please with these devices regardless of our will. for example, this organization has the ability to upload irish rock alb-ms to all of our phones without us knowing and make us agree to their “terms and conditions” for our phones to work. as people who rely on these devices, we have no choice but to simply deal with their sh-t.
this term is used anytime your apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it’s own that you were unaware of.
“f-cking apple qaeda! i didn’t get any of those texts you sent.”
“those apple qaeda b-st-rds! why the f-ck do i have to agree to these d-mn terms and conditions every time i plug my sh-t in!?”
person 1: “what is this u2 alb-m doing on your phone?”
person 2: “apple qaeda. those motherf-ckers.”
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