Apple Sour
persons that refuse to acknowledge the superior nature of apple devices, especially iphones. the resulting “iferiority complex” manifests itself in a slew of anti-iphone urban dictionary definitions, snide comments at parties, and delusional claims that steve jobs can’t get laid. ironically, it’s often the sour apple that asks you to look directions up on your iphone because it’s easier, while at the same time touting the professionality of the blackberry.
i sent an emoticon to ricky’s phone, forgetting he has a blackberry. when it failed to show up, he gave me this long speech about how we don’t need all that shizz on a phone, anyways. different story altogether when i shazzamed a song he liked. what an apple sour.
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