applegouge
a halloween based fetish involving making holes in various fruit, msinly applss, in order to insert an erect phallus. can be given out to unsuspecting trick or treaters cunningly filled with sweets.
“trick or treat”
“have some of me applegouge”
“thanks very much mr”
“he he he”
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