Appleless


the set time that will occur quite soon – when the world’s apples become poisonous and people tragically die one by one. this time was originally based on a bestselling movie, but then after being researched turned out to be something that could actually occur in the next few years. so beware of the apples around you.

“an apple a day keeps the doctors away… or does it?”
person 1: eats apple. dies.
person 2: eats apple. dies. therefore the world will become: appleless

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