Applelitionism


the movement that favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by apple. this can include the ability to download any software that isn’t approved by the apple masters without having to first “jailbreak”.
after forcefully losing my youtube and google maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with ios 6 and iphone 5 i decided to join the applelitionism movement.

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