applephobia
applephobia is the hatred of the multi-national company apple incorporated, its products and customers – that is, iphones, ipads, macintoshes etc. – sometimes leading to acts of violence and expressions of hostility. applephobia is not confined to any one segment of society, and can be found in people from all walks of life. an applephobe is someone who has applephobia: the diametric opposite of an apple fanboy.
louise from accounting was showing off her new iphone 6 when dennis from hr grabbed it, smashed it against a wall and kicked all her teeth out, he suffers from applephobia really badly.
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