AppleTVremote
worthless pos!!! whichever marketing b-st-rd created this inane object deserves to pushed off a cliff!!! this “remote” is so tiny and minuscule it’s practically a child’s toy!!! and what a great marketing tool!! create a “remote” so microscopic it’s easily lost many times, until it’s permanently lost, and one has to purchase another one in order to finish watching their sh-tty tv shows!! i have a better marketing strategy apple! “can you not!” (i still love you apple, i’m like so excited about the new iphone 🙂
i can’t find my appletvremote again! fml right?! oh wait i do have a decent size computer i can finish watching forensic files on! hp for the save!
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