Appleworks


the apple office software suite.
appleworks is not as good as microsoft office.
first of all it was made by clarisworks and then apple bought them out and renamed it appleworks.

yes appleworks does suck

that’s why apple created iwork to replace appleworks
apple did not make appleworks, and the only reason some mac users have it is because it came preinstalled on their lower end mac
an absolute oxymoron
apple works? no it doesnt
a bad application made by apple that sucks.
a way to tell if a mac user is a complete idiot
bob: i use apple works
john: hey bieber, bob uses apple works
bieber: yeah thats because he is a complete idiot and mac user that doesn’t know that he is being ripped off by apple

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