Appling
n. the act of throwing pre-softened apples at public objects while sitting on the window of a moving car.
yo homeslice, acme is having a fresh produce sale. we should totally go appling tonight!
the s-xual practice of inserting apples into one’s r-ct-m or v-g-n-l cavity. in some cultures, the practice is done as a way of measuring one’s s-xual value. i.e., the more apples that fit into one’s body cavity, the more desireable he/she is to s-xual partners. besides the number of apples, the size and quality of the apples used determines whether the person will be considered desirable in bed or not.
after john tried appling for the first time, he was suprised to find out how bad it hurt to cr-p out a giant apple. it also gave him a pink sock.
the act of having s-x. and the result is baby shiny apples.
hey yo we totally got caught appling last night when my parents got home.
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