Apply Suction


a fancier way of saying “suck my d-ck”. used in occasions when you may not want the person to comprehend precisely what you mean. usually accompanied with the word “sir”, such as:

“sir; apply suction immediately.”
“time reduction or apply suction.”
“apply suction to my penile organ”
“in any case, apply suction.”

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