a place where apps go to retire/die
“remember that brian blessed alarm clock app?”
“yeah, what happened to it?”
“it p-ssed over to the appter life”
- thomas the dank
only the most mlg train out there! man thomas the dank engine is the most dank person i know.
- yo ass drunk
you drunk..like you don’t know what you’re talking bout and if you do it’s nonsense or you just talking to be talking or doing some for no reason jolie:when we gone get into a real relationship it’s been 4 months keef: what? bih yo -ss drunk
- Cute fuck
another way of calling someone cute, or cute as f-ck. come here, you little cute f-ck! #cute f-ck cute as f-ck cutie adorable compliment
- floral asshat
a person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup.” john: she really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere. sam: she must be […]
- unfortunate circumstance
your current state being less than optimal. we’re stranded on an uncharted island. this unfortunate circ-mstance is the result of our plane crashing into the ocean.