Apptized


those that have been indoctrinated into the world of “apps” – that’s about 1bn of us since late 2012 and expected to grow to 2bn by 2015.
all it takes is to use an app, just one app, one time and you’ve been apptized my friend!
a common religion, agnostic to all – except a strong well established icult that is predominantly based in northern california with it’s spiritual home located in cupertino.
you’ve been apptized if you’ve ever used an app – from map apps to fart apps and everything in between.

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