apptrophy


a wasting away, deterioration, or diminution of your focus due to too many apps (applications) on your smartphone.
she didn’t get anything done at work this afternoon because she has apptrophy. they should send her back to a flip phone!

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    the action of performing oral s-x on a man, while he is seated in the upright position, with the other person on their knees on the floor. looking up is optional. “i love 69, but i would really like a cl-ssy one.” “give me a cl-ssy one under my desk”

  • Bicen

    a p-n-s or d-ck erin: why didn’t you go on another date with joe? christina: his bicen was too small for my likings.

  • Biddy-Bro Complex

    biddy’s are dumb-ss b-tches who sk-nkily nab sh-tty alcohol from others. bros can be described as the male-biddy, except they provide the alcohol and often engage in bro rape. the two generally party together, and have a distinct l-st for music like dave matthews band and the song s-xy b-tch. as a result, the biddy-bro […]

  • Biffle Married

    biffle married is simply the marriage between two best friends. ie. starsky and hutch, harold and k-mar, chewy and han. can also happen bteween opposite s-x’s. “yo, they bangin? nah man, they biffle married.”

  • Big black bitch splitter.

    a extremely large p-n-s belonging to a person of african descent. that poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black b-tch splitter.


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