Apricorn


a fleshy fruit with a nutty after taste, to gather it you must physically mate an apricot with an acorn, it gets messy but needs must.
mum: hey man, how was your day

some totally awesome dude: awesome they had apricorns in the cafeteria today, they were real swell but left a nutty aftertaste.

mum: thats lucky i just finished mating the apricots and acorns together, you just missed it, it was real messy.

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