national buy a new d-ld- day.
-guy walks into store-
-asks what on sale every april 2nd-
-buts a d-ld- and meets the clerk around back for testing-
- whisker kisses
when a girl with a full on pubic bush gyrates her p-ssy all around your face gently stroking your cheeks, nose and chin with her p-b-s and leaving scents of her hot, fresh aromas for you to savor. i love whisker kisses from a chick with a 70s style bush. grandpas face smelled a little […]
the act of a woman quiefing during intercorse, causing a gust of wind to be shot up onto the mans p-n-s in a twister. it was all fun and games until her vanado caught me off gaurd.
- the rain man
a mentally challenged man, also referred to as an idiot savant, with extraordinary mental skills that enable him to read two pages at once while absorbing 98% of the information in less than a minute. while being able to remember almost everything he’s ever read. on the other hand, he lacks basic skills such as […]
a nice girl that is 50/50, but on fleek. she hates boys that look like alligators 2. her best friends are shelby, kendall, emma, alexis, and clara. devondra hates alligators and has lots of best friends.
master of the woofs, given by lots of dogs that woof a lot! my dog is the master of all woofs, therefore known as a wooflington!!