April Ethereal


1. when you’re stalking a recently-widowed woman that you love unendingly who is still grieving, the very moment she faces you is her april ethereal. bonus points if you’re the dead husband.

2. your first -j-c-l-t–n in the month of april is your april ethereal.
1. john couldn’t get over victoria’s astonished look when he revealed himself to her.

2. danny had his april ethereal on the very first day of the month.

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