April Fail’s
the act of attempting to be funny on april 1st, but results in you getting your -ss beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumb-ss.
ex 1/ guy:”i f-cked your girlfriend last night when she was over. it was amazing…………april fo- -gets -ss kicked
ex 2/ guy:”hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had s-x with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant……….april fools!”
ex 3/ guy:”im really sorry your grandparents p-ssed away last night……..april fools!”
^”april fail’s” in action
there are 2 definitions for this:
1) when a complete d-ckhead tries to play an april fool’s joke on you after midday on the 1st april, or any other time of the year. this becomes obvious when the d-ckhead says ‘april fools!’ after trying to trick you.
2) anyone that tries to play an april fool’s joke on you, but you see right through it, and to top things off, they say ‘april fools!’ anyway, which is just dumb.
1) d-ckhead: hey chris, you dropped your ipod?
chris: did i? -looks back-
d-ckhead: -slaps chris over the back of the head- april fools!
chris: it’s may, dumb-ss. g-d, what an april fail…
2) on april the 1st, this dude comes up to me and tells me my bag’s open. being cautious, i know it’s an april fools joke and just sneer at him. then, he shouts ‘april fool!’ and starts laughing like a r-t-rd. that guy’s an april fail!
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