April Panic Shagging
specifically pertaining to a ski-season.
as april arrives and the end of winter approaches – bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. as horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.
guy1: wow, did you hear that dad sh-gged our chalet host last night?
guy2: not the hot one?!
guy1: yep – cl-ssic april panic sh-gging
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