April Reals


when something so unbelievable happens to you on april fool’s day that no one you tell will believe you.
person 1: oh my god, i just p–ped in my pants.

person 2: (sarcastically) ha – ha, april fools!

person 1: naw dude, its april reals!

person 2: yeah right…why does it smell like p–p?

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