Apruzzese


a name meaning s-xy. s-xy in tight pants. the apruzzese men are usually the type with mustangs and -ssless chaps on. the women are good cooks and satisfying in bed. when marrying an apruzzese one must hope that its parents like you, even though you may twist there sons nipples from time to time.
“that apruzzese is a hunk in his -ssless chaps!”

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