Apryl

the most s-xy, gorgeous girl in the world. she may not know it, but everyone knows its true. she is incredibly nice, funny, and smart, and she may be friends with a lot of people. she loves animals, and loves football. most guys are in love with her, not just for her beauty, but also for her spectacular personality. she always gives a good first impression, and is always on people’s good side.
“wow, she’s beautiful!”
“yeah, that’s apryl. she’s super nice, and s-xy too!”
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1) quite possibly the most common suburban name in the world.

2) a hot chick from the suburbs.
1) “hey todd, since we’re done being yuppies, let’s move to the suburbs and have kids with the names apryl, josh, and ashley!”

2) i have a thing for apryl, but she lives too far from me.
parents were most likely hippies. while april was a common name chosen by reagan era republicans, the alternate spelling, apryl most likely indicates democratic party allegiance.

commonly known across states lines as a person that, “brings the ruckus.”

a cool, crisp gl-ss of water on a warm summer day.
“equit-table is not a word.” “yes it is.” “oh yeah, then what does it mean.” “it means equal distribution of wealth.” “man, you are such an apryl.”