aps

1) applied science
2) a piece of sh-t
3) advanced placement cl-sses
1) nerdy: “aps is the application of knowledge from one or more natural scientific fields to solving practical problems”
ordinary guy: “oooh… shut the h-ll up f-cking dorky!

2) “that p-rn website is really aps”

3) “guess the school ur h-rny sister goes doesn’t have aps, but you don’t mind cuz she f-cks the princ-p-l every day”
1) alabama press syndicate

2) a piece of sh-t
1) “aps is an independent news service providing content to print, radio and internet news outlets.”

2) modern media.
female, usually quiet but known for her sl-tty behaviour. will sleep with her close friend’s boyfriend and not feel guilty whatsoever. dresses like a wh-r- and lacks ambition. to never be trusted around other people’s boyfriends.
girl 1: look at aps and stacey’s man
girl 2: omg i thot her and stacey were bestfriends
girl 1: aps doesn’t give a f-ck she is a wh-r-
acute p-ssy syndrome.

a tendency of a person in which they claim to be ready to do something, (i.e get with a girl,) and back out of the situation for no apparent reason.
a: dude, jimmy was with theresa last night and she’s been telling everyone she would f-ck him in a second.
d: i know man, but he never takes up an opportunity like that, he’s got aps.
aps:

angry pretend sleeper

an angry pretend sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. in such a situation, the aps pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a “party p–per”, but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. eventually the aps will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
after noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. about ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as corey quickly transitioned into full aps mode, never once breaking character.
1)noun originally means applied science. in recent years, aps=a piece of sh-t.
“d-mn, i have aps this term!”