Aptos


a small town between santa cruz and watsonville

the greatest place to live on earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.

and for all you trannies out there…

it’s pr-nounced ap-toss, not ap-tose, you f-ggots get it right
aptos has the world’s shortest fourth of july parade.

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