APUSH
a synonym for h-ll. if you sign up for ap united states history, better known to all those who suffer through it as apush, be prepared for late nights, little sleep, painful migranes and the occasional little voice inside your head that reminds you about how stupid you are. also be aware and mentally prepared for the 3 hour and 15 minute midterm, final and ap exam that includes 60 multiple choice questions as well as two free response questions and last but not least, the dreaded dbq.
– i’m thinking about taking apush next year.
– hahahahahahaha god youre dumb
a cl-ss which consists of offtopic cl-ss discussions, sleeping and tests/quizes on material unrelated and not covered by homework or -ssigned reading
– text message conversation –
person 1:
i’m so bored, today we spent 40 minutes discussing a 2 sentence slide.
person 2:
ahh, apush, bring headphones or a pill tommorow; it will make the cl-ss much more bearable.
person 1:
what questions did you miss on your apush quiz?
person 2:
“what color of hat did washington wear the most?”
person 1:
ahh, i got that one wrong too, did you get the one about the strain of flax grown at mount vernon wrong as well?
person 2:
yeah
the worst high school cl-ss ever. nuff said.
i think i am going to kill myself because of apush
a cl-ss made for m-s-ch-sts. any who would appretiate a constant feeling of both inept-tude and a huge inferiority complex, would be wise to take this cl-ss from h-ll.
there have been a series of cases that result in death, either self-inflicted or stroke related, with this course.
i’ve got to read 20 pages on george washington carver’s extensive experiments with penuts for apush tonight, we’ll finish the last half in cl-ss tomorrow.
the cl-ss that -ss-ssinates people using stressful homework
soph-m-re: i’m taking apush next year.
junior: hahahahahahahahaha
death to anyone’s gpa. true name is advanced placement u.s. history.
man i had a 3.8 gpa before apush now i have a 3.4.
us history ap.
the advanced placement version of the 11th grade history cl-ss. gives the student college credits if s/he scores well on the ap history test at the end of the year.
soooooo you guys taking apush next year?
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