Aqua Cow


a sub aqua cow also known as an as-xual cow
an aqua cow is an underwater cow…its main features consist of very large lips, thick ginger eyebrows, large ears with twelve inch hoops attached. ten legs, a fin on its back. it also has a gill on its -rs-, this gill is used as a blow and propulsion as the power of the water produces enough power for this species to travel 60 knots underwater. its main food consists of algae, corral, and 20 stone humans.

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