stimulation of the -n-s with a water jet or other pressurized water source to simulate a tongue.
alan is so hard up for action, i caught him using the pulsating shower head for a little post ride aqualingus rim job.
is a sweet, funny, handsome, juicy -ss, hard-working, amazing cook, and extremely buff man. no matter what situation he is in he will always put his loved ones before himself. although he seems pretty intimidating he’s soft around those he is most comfortable with. he’s usually the one you’d see at the gym almost everyday […]
- get schlockered
the most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk. “hey man are we getting drunk tonight?” “no, let’s just get schlockered”
- flip my zicker
the urge or sensation of farting. dude, i totally got to flip my zicker. can you laugh really loud so no one hears?
- the spit
“the spit” is when you and a buddy are double teaming one girl.(one on each end) and you lift her up by you c-cks and spin her. me and him put her on the spit last night. when you are really drunk and your at the point right before you throw up and you just […]
- ryan urban
a f-cking moron who doesn’t deserve the job he has because he’s too stupid to even know what he is teaching or saying to his students. ryan urban shouldn’t be allowed to be a science teacher or a teacher in general. all he does is talk about rocks and than gives -ssignments on sp-ce. he […]